This Is Your Mind on Drugs, Any Questions?

Don't you ever feel like there are some days when everyone around you, including yourself, are on drugs? Where everything in the world just seems a little...off. The past 48 hours have felt like that. Examples:

-Contracts class with the ritalin-pushing Professor. 'Nuff said.
-A crazy man sitting within my and Chandana's personal bubble on the metro asks me if I'm from China or Taiwan. He then proceeds to tell the roommate and myself that he got into college because of his rich mother, he graduated with three degrees, and we can find him on Yahoo. There was also some mention of pennacillin. I don't know where that came from.
-After getting off the aforementioned metro ride, we hop onto the bus line that should take us to our friend's apartment, and we end up back at your own apartment. It was trippy/frustrating/funny all at the same time. Stupid DC metro bus system.
-My roommate and I walked through our front door without using our key. It was weird until we just realized our door was broken. Stupid door.
-Before getting the drugs (ok, 2 inhalers for the allergy induced asthma) that were actually prescribed to me, the pharmacist tries to make conversation by asking me what I do and indicating that he's only a month older. Using patient info to flirt = creepy.
-I felt like I was on crack today after having half a cup of coffee on an empty stomach before going to the pharmacy. I was so jittery that I cleaned my kitchen in 5 minutes.

Just when I was getting into a daily routine here and everything seemed normal, in came the weekend with a string of weird events. I blame it on Pluto being demoted from being a planet. It totally shook up the whole universe.